I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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