So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
