nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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