marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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