i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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