Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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