it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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