just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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