I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.