What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites