I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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