Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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