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(503): View more from Oregon

I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed

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(661): View more from California

is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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(314): View more from Missouri

my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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(503): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(804): View more from Virginia

She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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(919): View more from North Carolina

porn star boner night. come get it.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt

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(714): View more from California

Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?

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(907): View more from Alaska

He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?

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