Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!