I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old