I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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