hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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