I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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