i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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