ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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