Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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