Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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