...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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