If that was your dad, he is hot
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Randomize
