Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
is wine microwaveable?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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