Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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