And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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