and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He has the fingertips of a God
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