btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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