Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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