Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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