therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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