So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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