so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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