Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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