That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just had sex on a roof
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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