"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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