Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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