You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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