I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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