i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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