what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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