We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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