Yo dont text me then not text me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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