He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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