Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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