That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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