I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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