He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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