Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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