i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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