How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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