I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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