Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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