I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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