i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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