her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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