I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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