summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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