And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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